I’ma forgive, I won’t forget, but I’ma dead the issue.
Dear White People (x)
It’s funny because this is really directed at Tyler Perry…
And I agree with it 100 percent! Fuck him.
Straight couples are fucking weird.
Fucking quality post right here
I swear to God this shit made me fucking cry I laughed so hard LMAOOOOO
to the skeleton courtesy phone please
Idk why I find this funny……..BUT I DO!
I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but according to statistics, there will be over 5,000 weddings, 10,000 childbirths, and 42 million hugs occurring today throughout the United States. Also today, there will be at least 4 people that will win the multimillion dollar lotteries, 600 people will get promotions at work, and 3,000 people will lose their virginity. There will also be 600 dogs adopted, 35,000 balloons sold, and 800,000 skittles eaten. Plus, the words “I love you” will be said over 9 million times. So again, I know today is Monday and you assume it’s going to suck, but just smile, because according to statistics, it should actually be a really nice day.